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please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
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