...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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