Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Randomize
