im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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