i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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