NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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