Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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