He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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