i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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