Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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