This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
well I can't set my house on fire every night
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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