i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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