Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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