with your own penis?
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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