Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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