you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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