I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You are the jesus of drinking
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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