i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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