How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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