your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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