ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
