My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
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