R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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