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eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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