You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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