Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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