Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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