The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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