Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Randomize
