Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Randomize
