Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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