jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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