69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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