: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
The beers last night were like the tears from god
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Last time i carry you out of a forest
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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