For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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