I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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