Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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