just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
You ate ashes out of my bong
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