Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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