Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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