Dual....:-)
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
There are leaves in my underwear?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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