Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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