I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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