I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
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