lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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