Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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