You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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