you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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