the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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