How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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