so explain again why im purple
no
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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