who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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