so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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