Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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