"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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