but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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