I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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