I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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